Eating donuts in my dreams.
Thanks to the internet, there's a lot I can be grateful for. In particular, gifs (I pronounce it like it's spelled, otherwise it's just peanut butter).
Here's a list of some of the awards I've been given throughout my life...summed up by gifs I stole from the Internet.
Growing up with two older brothers...there should be some award for that.
Christmas, 1995, my elementary school boyfriend gave me a "best girlfriend" award, which included a plaque with my name etched on it. In exchange, I gave him a re-gifted mug and one packet of hot cocoa mix.
At the age of 8, I won my first....and only 10k.
...and by won, I mean, I was the only kid running, and therefore I won.
In elementary school, I was crowned the "Queen" of chess, and they called me...
[That part's a lie.]
In college, I was given the superlative, "most likely to marry your country club tennis instructor".
So, help me live up to my superlative, and hire me. Maybe one day I will join a country club, and then, maybe, I will marry my tennis instructor.
If you're still reading.
Here's a token of my gratitude.